No, I’m not slipping in a sly plug for The Eeks Trilogy – although if you find the title intriguing you’ll probably enjoy The Eeks Trilogy, now available in a single volume titled Goldiloxians.
But right now I’m having my say about the story that’s been hogging the front pages of Australian newspapers for a week or so (it seems longer) and shows no sign of abating. It’s about Barnaby Joyce, who is
- Leader of the right-of-centre National Party, which represents the interests of the rural sector and is in government in coalition with the Liberal Party;
- Deputy Prime Minister (a requirement of the coalition agreement);
- Minister of Agriculture and Water Resources (to the dismay of environmentalists who see this as a conflict of interest);
- Minister of Infrastructure and Transport (since December);
- The centre of a storm surrounding an affair with a member of his staff who is now pregnant with his unborn child;
- Consequently separated from his wife; and
- In open verbal warfare with Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull.
The story is a gift that keeps on giving to the newsmongers because it irritates so many people for so many reasons.
First, there is a sexual morality issue. Barnaby has been an advocate of family values, invoking them in the recent debate about redefining ‘marriage’ to include same-sex couples. Barnaby was on the losing ‘No’ side of that debate.
Then there is the MeToo aspect. As Deputy PM, Barnaby was in a position of power over Vikki Campion, the humble Media Advisor who became his mistress. To some people this looks uncomfortably like a Harvey Weinstein situation.
Third, in a vain attempt to keep the affair quiet the mistress was transferred to the office of another National Party minister, in a high-paying job that was allegedly created especially for her.
There is Ministerial Code of Conduct that prohibits having one’s partner on the payroll. Barnaby is claiming that at the time of Vikki’s employment in his department she was not his ‘partner’. She was having sex with him, but was not actually and legally his partner as such. The PM has now made clear that the Code of Conduct will henceforth forbid sexual relations between ministers and their staff. This was immediately labelled the Bonk Ban.
To cap it all, it has emerged that Barnaby was staying rent-free in premises provided by a prominent National Party donor and commercial supplier of services to the Party.
In Australia we have a thing called ‘the pub test’. This sweeps away legal niceties that allow obvious rogues to hold up their hands in a gesture of supplication and say, “But I did nothing wrong!” Needless to say, Barnaby Joyce has failed the pub test on a Biblical scale in the eyes of all but his most one-eyed supporters.
One final comment from me… The story runs and runs because it gives sub-editors such wonderful opportunities for punny headlines. A photo of an obviously pregnant Vikki Campion was headlined ‘Bundle of Joyce’. Another headline over the Bonk Ban story referenced a campaign to ban poker (gambling) machines: ‘No Pokies’.
One thought on “Sex, Politics and Ethics”
I don’t trust politicians, male/ or female and whatever political persuasion. I’ve been watching the media pack wriggling around to find the perfect fit. Lots of little things but nothing big enough to get a handle on, which is why the cute headlines.. Vickki Campion is 33, a 21st century ‘you go girl’ quite capable of deciding for herself whether or not to have an affair with a married man. Just ask Natalie Joyce.