I know, I know. Male fashion is an oxymoron. But there are people who are trying to persuade men to jump onto the merry-go-round of waste and vanity that women have been riding for centuries.
Most of the time I can ignore this sad fact, thereby avoiding the onset of stroppiness. But here in Armenia I have cable television and one of my 41 channels is FTV. That stands for Fashion Television and it broadcasts wall-to-wall fashion parades. Worse, some of those parades are for male models wearing… well, I suppose I have to call them clothes but they bear no resemblance to what real men really wear in the real world.
Have you ever seen a male fashion parade? The poor blokes look as if they’re on drugs to dull the emotional pain of being made to look like twerps. Is this a global feminist conspiracy to make men ridiculous? Somebody out there must know something. It’s time to blow the whistle!